The 1-Man Keg Stand

Kids don't try this at home. The 1-man keg stand is no easy feat. Slip and you may crack your skull open....succeed and you may be immortalized into the history books forever as one of the brave drunken few.
From all accounts the first one Man keg stand was originated in the downstairs Adamic guest bathroom after our soccer team lost state somewhere around 1997'. The beauty of the 1-man is that it's not for show. I stumbled upon Adrock ...alone in the bathroom....giving himself a keg stand...because he wanted one and no one was there to hold his feet. He did it not for glory, rather to satisfy a desire, a desire to take it to the next level even when nobody is watching, a desire that separates the true champions from the simply lucky ones.
It's kind of a lot like why we do the Lenexa BBQ every year. We do it because we want to push ourselves. Not because anybody is going to give us recognition for it. We do it because it's a challenge. The point is no one remembers losing state, we only remember the keg stands.

Cake On Our Face

THE RESULTS ARE IN!!

173) 143 161 HALF BAKED HOGS 123.4286 136.0002 128.5714 141.7144

120) 144 SMOKIN ON CLOUD 9 156.0000 141.7142 142.2862 145.1428

What the hell does all that mean? We took 173rd place. Obviously we missed it by 12 spots. But come on who had a good time? I know I sure did. 173rd isn't bad...it's not great....but it's not...great. Cloud 9 was only 20 away from cracking the top 100. Way to go.

I guarantee though everybody knows who the guys with the wii bowling tournament at 2:00am were. I guarantee it...like that guy who sells suits or whatever.

So what have we learned here ... Don't pass out first mainly ;)

EPIC TIMES

Well here is a picture of the Hogs after we finally got things set up. We threw the best party as usual, and Smokin on Cloud 9 won a Ribbon too. I'm working on the video and the content management. I took over 600 pics and a couple hours of video so give me some time to pull it all together. It's Sunday and after a weekend like that...I need some rest....

For My Comrades

Kaun to party with 161

For those who live in the KC Metro area. Jason King will have Sasha and Rodrick at the Lenexa BBQ for an autograph session from 6-9pm tomorrow night. Go eat, drink and hang out with Champs.Also, there is a signing on Saturday at Oak Park Mall.Lenexa BBQ and Oak Park MallSASHA KAUN AND RODRICK STEWARTFriday, June 27 6-9 pm Lenexa BBQ87th Street Parkway and Lackman RoadLenexa, Kansas

http://www.kubook.net/

note if you see Lodrick Stewart, do not talk shit, if you have any questions ask Mike at Freightquote.

The new knives

Gents compliments of Bradco Supply. I present to you.. Our newest members.. The Knives.. Can you see it.. The blade glows when orcs are near..

Fridays Weather...

Looks like we are going to be getting wet.

Your Weekley 161 find

Getting those bar-b-q bills payed and found this gem on my last one. So This reminds me of a story about my grandma I'm going to share. I don't know why I remember this but I do and it's from early childhood. I guess back in the day there was a certain amount of credibility that was connected to the number of checks you have written. (ex. you don't trust someone who is check #001) There probably still is some stigma . But anyway I think it's a lost thing in this ATM debit card world. So anyway My grandma had written (she 8 kids btw) literally tens of thousands of checks over her lifetime. I remember being at her house when the bank sent her new checks because she went over 20,000 and they started over with check #101. She flew off the handle because she thought she had lost all credibility. So recently I ordered new checks and this happened to me too and in the back of my head I cursed the banks in the name of Grandma but kept on using them b/c who writes checks anymore. But there she was in al her glory sixty one checks later. Your weekly 161 find.

Site Map 2008

Trust me you won't be able to miss us. 143 - 144

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BBQ... Somebody here ask for Sauce

Thats right.. What is a good BBQ without the liquid Zeus Past down to Hera for the first BBQ documented in time... I say nothing.. Well fellas here it is.. Competition style sauce.. Hope you can all handle it..

Remembering Daytona

Its been awhile and I feel like I need to see the track again soon. This is a reminder to all those that missed how big Vegas will be.. Enjoy the clip.

Sex and Drugs and House

The music around here just got a whole lot better (except to Weber's ears) and I just wanted to see how this worked, so now I got it figured out, and I'll get us a huge set list going. If you want to create your own playlist go to http://www.playlist.com/ and sign up it's like photobucket for music. all the music is already there. Make a playlist, get the code and send it my way I'll be happy to spin you for awhile or mesh them into super playlist. You can also add these to your Myspace if your still living in 06'.

Enjoy - and I hope you like Coldplay ... haha

seriously if you have request let me know in comments.

Your Weekly 161 Find...

This weeks 161 was found off 161st st in Olathe. And on a side note I checked my yahoo email today and had 161 new messages!

Boats Docked Again!

ahhhhhhhh! Will we ever get to play!!! Boats as your captain I am sad to say we are not scheduled to play again this week. I would have know this if I would have looked at the schedule earlier but I guess because we are a 6 team league so they give us a couple off days.

But we haven't even played yet and we won't now till July. There is a chance that they might put us on because of rain outs but nobody has said that to me yet and since the Lenexa Bar-B-Q is this week anyway I'm not going to make a point about it. Sorry Boats....one more week.

Oh and our next game, FIRST GAME is at 10:30 July 3rd so if you can't make it let me know. Also please visit this site for our future schedule. (we are like the middle tab)


http://www.kcusssa.com/KO'S%20Stuff%202008/Thursday_MASC_SU_08.htm

Word has Spread

A buddy of mine in Wisconsin snapped this photo and sent it our way. He's a Packers Fan but at least he's looking out for the Mafia.

The first CO's of the Summer felt so damn good. I think everyone is screwed come forth of July. Now that I have video I have been studying my technique and I will bring home the gold.

BBQ t-minus 3 days. My mouth is already watering.

CB's, CO's, JK's and the 4th of July

If you don't know what a CB is well...I feel sorry for ya. See ya on the spring board suckers!

Hot Chick Stoner BBQ

Although I cant claim that I have actually watched this video.. I couldnt help but laugh at the contents and thought that this had to be material made for The Half Baked Hogs. This is a guide to the art of barbequeing that you won’t want to miss! The lovely Hot Rod Honey imparts all her secrets, joined by her hot stoner friends in some meat-grilling, gun-shooting, whiskey-drinking, pot-smoking action. Honey will teach you how to perfectly prepare ribs, steaks, corn on the cob, mushrooms, and hot peppers, as well as the ins and outs of the consummate marinade and of course, meat rubs.

The first season was so good, they decided to make a sequel..


FOR ALL YOU NETFLIXERS....

Elbow Licking - Can you do it?

Dayday writes in with an interesting question:

KC,I don't believe that you can lick your elbow, however, I read this and thought perhaps there is hope....
Elbow Licking

This is from Guinness World Records: "Elbow Licking. Contrary to popular urban legend, it is quite possible to lick your own elbow. Guinness World Records receives about five claims a day for this and stresses the following point: Being able to lick your own elbow is not, in any sense, a world record. If you're one of the rare few who can lick your elbow, save it for the water cooler."

So....you can feel free to prove me wrong tonight...in the meantime see why it is impossible below. Notice the awesomeness of my technique that still lead me to no success.

Rocky Bow B's Pledge

Fellas.... I solemnly swear to pull an all nighter, im talking the whole night, and nothing but the all nighter.. There will be no side door exits to the house. We have come this far and I think it is great that we have got drunk the past 4-5 saturdays to make sure that we are competition ready. Hence day drinking and smoking. As you can see the little one has taken my spot and has made sure to keep her warm till saturday night. NO beds, if i get the grass infront of the tent and the paramedics have to come again, then I know we did and are doing something right. My early depature was girl scout status last year and want all to know by no means will I be getting a ticket to ride. This post was not meant for comments to say weak from last year, but SO HUGE for this year. Gents... Were almost there. Lets feed these fat asses the choicest meats, and let the fragle tooth hangouts enjoy the sights of our women... TO THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES>>

M.I.A.

For those of you that recognize this face but can't quite put a name to the face.............Its Anthony Joseph Francisco, that guy we were all friends with in college, but haven't seen or heard from in a while. Well it seems that he is being a raging Chad and will not grace us with his presence at this years Lenexa BBQ, due to some "work" issues. I don't know about you but the Tony I remember being friends with never would have sold out his friends for a J-O-B! It seems to me the only way to change the stars is to create something out of nothing. So for those of you who wish to have Antoine "cowboy the fuck up" please feel free to express yourself in a message to Anthony at franciscoanthony@gmail.com and explain in 50 words or less why you feel he is being a "Zach Sight!"