7/31/08
Looks LIke Balby is starting to be a softy...
At the London Palladium the other night, I sat next to the hard man of Hollywood action himself — who was watching the camp-fest musical!
He cried and laughed at all the right times — and spies tell me that bosses now want to lure him to play Capt. Von Trapp on stage. Will he say yes after going to meet them backstage after the show? We'll keep you posted.
Take it from Jeffers Rock... Dont do it..
Mickey would be turning in his grave.
You Puff.
The ugliest women in hollywood
The Dark Knight is going to brake all records for the best movie of all time, but there is one thing about the movie that keeps me up at night. The character played by the beautifully breasted Katie Holmes, Rachel, was reprised by Maggie Gyllenhaal. This women is trully the ugliest women in the history of hollywood. After finding naked pics of her online, I couldn't find my penis for two weeks. When it finally came back out I tied a string to it so I could find it again incase I saw another pic of her. Good news though the writers of the movie relized what a mistake they made casting this disgusting human being and did the one thing they could to improve her looks, (they blew her up).
7/30/08
Rim, Rim, Rim
LAdies and Gentlemen, Start your Engines! The NASCAR Race at the Kansas Speedway is coming up on September 30th. Are you ready cause Ross Nigga is, if you can handle it we will be out there saturday and sunday come join in the experience and discover the inner redneck in you.
Kumar Patel: [after getting through checkpoint] Holy fucking shit that was awesome!
Neil Patrick Harris: Try having that conversation on shrooms. I deserve an Oscar for that performance! Harold Lee: You do!
Neil Patrick Harris: Dudes, I'm going to take a little detour on the way, alright?
Harold Lee: No, Neil, no. We're almost there, man.
Neil Patrick Harris: No buts! No buts! I'm going to a whorehouse and I'm gonna get my fuck on! If you two don't want to get your dicks wet, that's fine with me!
Your Weekly 161 Find...
This weeks 161 find comes from People Magazine. Tyra Banks has been called a fatty lately. But tipping the scale at 161 lbs makes her the perfect size!
With Coach Culp Gone, Boats Still Float...
I thought I would let you all know that tomorrow (July 31st), we have a game on field #5 @6:30. I have Culps bag of balls, bat, and all the other shit. I believe the Captain will be pitching so get ready for a no-hitter! Or Maybe just a bench clearing brawl!
By the way, we are playing the 2nd place team. Bring your +A game!
By the way, we are playing the 2nd place team. Bring your +A game!
7/29/08
Boats getting some press
boys - playing like Rick Vaughn, Roger Dorn and Jake Taylor with nothing to lose. Ive been hearing a lot of chatter about the boats from KC, kansas side. Keep up the good work.
Mulsow, great form. Make me proud out here in the whales v.
-oss
Mulsow, great form. Make me proud out here in the whales v.
-oss
7/28/08
7/25/08
BOATS GO 5-0
BOATS WIN BOATS WIN!
What a game! it had it all. The boats batting through the order a couple times to get an early lead. I saw Darby go 3-3, the walrus was a vacuum at 3rd base and throwing bullets to Mulsow with a lit cigarette in his mouth at first just to name a few. I struck a dude out, and walked a couple too. Everybody played well Owens had a huge triple to set webs up to help win it. All in all it was a hard fought battle to claim a victory and stay undefeated.
The target on our back grows larger, the competition knows our name and our game. It's time to lower the motors and give it all we got.
*side note* your coach will be gone next week so we need a pitcher to step up. Kiekel, fredrick I'm looking at you. ***
LETS GO BOATS!
Quote of the Day
“If you want to trick us [women] into watching porn, tell us the girl in it is famous and we just haven't heard of her yet.”
Just till your lady friend she is a real up and cummer.
7/24/08
LET'S GO MEDIEVAL BOATS!!!!
BOATS vs. CHUBY RAIN
Tonight @8:30 Field 8
Feels so damn good to be on top!
http://www.usssaframe.com/sports/tournament3.asp?TournamentId=477783
7/22/08
Tom Cruise Re-Entering the Danger Zone?
Here's some news that might take your breath away... The Sun is reporting that Tom Cruise may be climbing back into the cockpit for a "Top Gun" sequel!
Reports say that a script outline for the film exists, but that the 46-year-old Cruise still has to agree to participate. According to The Sun, an insider said:
"The idea is Maverick is at the Top Gun school as an instructor — and this time it is he who has to deal with a cocky new female pilot."
No word on if Val Kilmer has been asked to reprise his role as "Iceman."
7/18/08
Boats Go 4-0 stay undefeated!
The Motorboats are really making a name for themselves out at Mid-America on Thursday nights! The boats flushed the turds right down the toilet, last nights the boats look like they were at party cove instead of Mid America. It was an easy game that was won by a 13 run-rule lead in the 5th.
I heard a lot of undefeated chatter last night from other teams. Some of the fans at the game said they were asked:
"So who are these mortorboaters? Did they play together in college? We heard they really play as a team"
That's all a coach could ask for, but don't let it get to your head boats, we now have a target on our back!
7/17/08
Your Weekly 161 Find...
American Gladiators is possibly the best show ever. Here is a NYPD Detective, who helped save people on 9-11. A true American Hero weighing in at 161 pounds!
I've been busy
Sorry I haven't taken the time to invest in the Bar-b-q blog lately. I've been busy building
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Motorboats Tonight 10:30pm!
Boats Tonight we play at 10:30 pmBe there as we go 4-0 v.s turd fergason
BATTER UP...
Well Boats...Thursday has finally arrived....time to chase that 4-0 under the bright lights....for the crowd....the people.
See youz @10:30.
LET'S GO BOATS!!!
7/16/08
Movie quote of the day
CAPTAIN KOONS:
The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
7/10/08
7/8/08
Boats Schedule
Just in case you missed it the first time I posted it...here is the website to check our Softball scedule. Click on the Johnson county parks and rec sun logo, then adult slowpitch, then thursday nights.
July 10th
6:30 pm
Field 1
July 17th
10:30pm
Field 3
July 24th
8:30pm
Field 8
Speed it up
Only the most recent top 20 post will load on the page now. This is in an effort to speed up the loading of the main page. -mgmt
CB Competition Heats-Up on the 4th
Congratulations to Steve and Holly on their recent engagement, and Congratulations to Owens for making to the Final Round of the CB competition on the Fourth of July. Here is a mid air pic of the final round. Next year we learn the flip to JK. I've also included some other great pics of the competition....Mulsow I still don't know how you didn't win...look at that air...and the peoples faces were awestruck.
7/7/08
Taste of Heaven
I know I have preached Mastros and the only way to go is the Bone-in Fillet. But I have yet to tell you about the tower that again puts this steak house as my favorite in the nation.. Sorry Ruth's.. you are a close second.
Boats Win! 2-0
It was a team effort out there but the boats won 8-5 and set thier sights on next week. Lets go boats!
7/3/08
Panic - It rained indoors at Uptown last night
Well it was a huge show with everything you could want. Thanks to adrock for getting the boys out to the show. My ears are still ringing
7/2/08
Link to slideshow
It take too long to load here so follow the link for a preview of the show
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To the Victors...go the Spoils
Congratulations to Smokin' on Cloud 9. Here they are in all their bliss with a 5th place whole animal ribbon.
Motorboats lets go sailing
The forecast for tomorrow is calling for rain but I think its a bunch of horseshit. We are going to play I can feel it. Lets pull anchor and go sailing or motorboat that girl at the bbq with the huge tits, I think she was wearing a beige shirt and had blond hair, christ I can't get those things out of my head. They were so big you could swing one tit to the left and one to the right and they would slap each other behind her back. Jesus I'm rambling well anything go boats and big tits.
Thursday, Jul 3
High: 81 °F RealFeel®: 84 °F
Variable cloudiness with a shower or thunderstorm
Thursday Night, Jul 3
Low: 63 °F RealFeel®: 61 °F
Mostly cloudy with a couple of showers and a thunderstorm
Thursday, Jul 3
High: 81 °F RealFeel®: 84 °F
Variable cloudiness with a shower or thunderstorm
Thursday Night, Jul 3
Low: 63 °F RealFeel®: 61 °F
Mostly cloudy with a couple of showers and a thunderstorm
7/1/08
Tip of the Day - Got Grease stains?
The BBQ is over. You gave it your all. You finally got that smoke smell off your clothes but when you take them out of the dryer ... Grease stains!...fear not.The most effective way to remove grease stains from laundry is to treat the stain with a dishwashing detergent that is formulated to remove grease (Dawn Oxy is best). Rub it into the stain, let sit for a few minutes, then wash as usual. Waterless mechanic´s soap (from an auto-parts store) is also very effective at cutting grease. This is something your mom already probably knew, but I googled it. For anyone who BBQ's like we do I thought you might find it useful
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