Born to Run

Ok I'm sure the first thing you think of when you think of me is running but I think this could be a very healthy good time if anybody is interested. Beers afterward of course. Free t-shirt too.

Presents: The 31st Annual Westport St. Patrick's Day 4-Mile Run Saturday, March 14, 10:00 a.m. Register Now! Commemorative T-shirt After Party at Kelly's and Joe's Pizza Costumes and more! For a printable registration form click here. Beneficiaries: Help us build Gordon Parks Elementary School a brand new computer room. Donate and Fundraise Today! Sponsors: Kansas City Sports Commission & Foundation 1308 Pennsylvania Avenue | Kansas City, MO 64105 816.474.4652 | www.sportkc.org

Death Pool '09

It's that time of year again for all of you sick bastards to pick who is gonna die in 2009. Last years pool was the most sucessful ever, with Sammy Baugh kicking the bucket with only weeks to spare, to tie me and Clark with 2 deaths. This years draft will take place Saturday, January 10th at Captains house at 2:00, entry fee is $20. We would like as many participants as possible (Owens, Cloud, Adamic, Culp I'm looking at you). Also if you have any morbid friends the more the merrier. I have no doubt that this year will be the most exciting death pool ever, just look at all the possibilities. After watching the Cotton Bowl today, I can't believe Pat Summerall is still alive. I don't know how Kirk Douglas can get out of bed, much less go down slides. Lets take a trip down memory lane with last years draft results.

Weber
Farrah Fawcett
Estelle Getty - Dead
Walter Cronkite
Marion Berry
Mel Galley
Osama Bin Laden
Andy Griffith
Larry Flint
Fred Phelps
Bob Newhart
Liza Minelli
Michael Jackson

Ben
Albert Hoffman - Dead
Fidel Castro
Muhummad Ali
Margaret Thatcher
Steven Hawking
Bo Didley - Dead
Jake Lamotta
Pat Summerall
Louis Farrakhan
Soupy Sales
Judge Wapner
Wilford Brimley

Jimmy
Sydney Polack - Dead
Jack Kevorkian
Betty Ford
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Roger Ebert
Fats Domino
Ernest Borgnine
Sid Caeser
Oral Roberts
Barrack O'Bama
Sammy Baugh - Dead

Julie
Charleton Heston - Dead
Gloria Stewart
Claude Levi Strauss
Kirk Douglas
Elizabeth Taylor
Nelson Mandela
Nancy Reagan
Charles Manson
Hugh Downs
Pete Doherty
Barbara Bush
George HW Bush

Mulsow
Mark Felt - Dead
Billy Graham
John Wooden
Artie Lang
Dick Clark
Maya Angelou
Shirley Temple
Roy Horn
John Popper
Deanna Favre
BB King
Andy Rooney

Tommy
Abe Vigoda
Ariel Sharon
Delores Hope
Jerry Lewis
Art Linkletter
Mickey Rooney
Jd Salinger
Paul Harvey
Courtney Love
Britney Spears
Keith Richards
Jimmy Carter

Brenden
1,bea arthur
2,Ricardo Montalban
3,karl malden
4,amy winehouse
5,monty hall
6,jenna jameson
7,henry heimlich
8,bob feller
9,diego maradona
10,dave brubeck
11,stan musial

Happy New Year

Well we started many of good things in 2008. Bring on 2009. Thank you all for you're contributions this year.

Bullet-proof Tiger

Chief's and Chopper .... you're Fucking Out!

PDT2008 ... you're Fucking Out too.

Both fantasy championships are mine.....

Let's find a bar and get wasted!

Get me Paid Bitch!

SUPERSTAR!

How To Lose $1,000.00 And Puke In Under 2 Hours...By Jim Darby

I would like to thank Jimmy Darby for his generous donation to my personal charity last night.

I'll give you the short story. After bowling we went back as always to Tommy B's house for Beer Baseball and good times. We play one warm up game. Darby and Kiekel are victorious over Gems, Jewels, and Tommy. Darby asks me how much money I have in my wallet and I take it all out and throw it out on the table. $250 in Christmas Money lay upon the table. Darby wants big action and calls my $250 with $250 of his own. The entire game was close but finally in overtime, the good guys (and gal) won. Even though Darby was constantly stepping over the line and cheating. Darby, always a soar loser, complains about my calling him out on the fact that he was going way over the line. His own partner, the respected and honorable Brenden Kiekel even agreed to these faults. There is one rule in Beer Baseball...

Rule #1 At no time can a batter reach over the line when batting.

So Darby (with a woman like wingspan) gets drunk and wants Double or Nothing. We are talking $500. After another barn burner, my team was once again victorious. And everyone was pretty much loaded. This is the point where Darby started to turn Violent. He was pushing and cursing and yelling. I believe this is when Julie got scared and went back in the house.

Darby, who wanted my blood more then my money, once more wanted Double or Nothing. $1,000.00 was the bet he wanted. I begged him to stop more then 20 times and as he began to become more belligerent. Finally, I had no choice but to accept the bet. Darby starts with 6 runs in the first inning. I follow that with 7 of my own. Then Darby says he has to piss and stumbles out the door. I follow quietly and study his habits. He does take a leak, followed by violent vomiting. Finally he comes back in and even though I keep sinking shots, I don't make him drink. He does a poor job mounting a comeback and looses by 4 runs. I quietly walk back in the house with his check as my Trophy.

I wanted you to all see this check, this symbol of my superiority. No I am not going to cash it. Yes, I know that if it was the other way around and it was my check, he would have cashed that first thing this morning. But that's not my style. I am going to frame it and put it on my office wall. So that all can see a know that Darby, when it comes to beer pong or beer baseball, has always rode the coat-tails of greater men to Victory. I carried him for too long and that time is over. I wish him luck in the future. BUT...if we ever cross paths on a Beer Pong Table again I will not be so merciful.

Dont Freeze Your Ballz

There are a number of things to know when it comes to preparing your bowling equipment. Perhaps one of the most important, yet often overlooked bowling equipment preperation step, is to never store or transport your bowling ball in the trunk of your car. In the summer months car trunks become ovens, in the winter months they become freezers. These temperature extremes dramatically affect the performance of your ball, especially durring the first several frames you bowl. Ideally you want your ball to be at the room temperature of the bowling center your bowling at. A ball that has been exposed to hot temperatures will hook earlier and more dramatically while a ball that has been exposed to cold temperatures will tend to skid down the lane. Also, putting your fingers and thumb into an excessivly hot or cold ball can make them swell or shrink considerably making you loose the vital "feel" of the ball and regaining that proper feel could take as long as 1 or 2 games.

New Dre for a Friday

New Eminem produced by Dr. Dre leaked check it here: Click to play

Webs Ready Are You!

Web warmed up this weekend by bowling in and finishing 3rd in the Geico Open. He defeated Jason Couch he had the hook working and just look at that determination.

Cloud Cakes and Web Culps

Making there national television debut this weekend, not counting the time owens was on the chris hanson program, is a group of superfans. And if you dont think there super just look at the score 47 to 24 and they are there and they care. Way to go guys. Web thanks for waving at us in the pic.

December 6th.. Oh what a day..

Gents... Prepare yourselves for battle. Snakes we all missed a week, dont be afraid to get out and roll before this week. I did on satruday and it felt great. My toss is primed and pure. 1st tourney would love to hoist the trophy... Strength and little honor for our competitors.

Free Jayhawks Banner

This is not a joke. Jim Darby found this website where you can make a free 3ft by 6ft vinyl banner. The best part is you can customize and make any banner you want. This is the banner I ordered a week ago all I payed was $11.95 for shipping. This is the website. http://www.buildasign.com/

Belated Thankyou!

Thanks to Emily and Ashley, the halloween party was great. I know Superman and the King had a great time. Would love to see some more pics from everybody.

Big Brother is Watching

As I drove across the quivira bridge above 435 this morning I noticed workers hooking up something in orange construction barrels, overlooking the highway in both directions. Upon further investigation the men where wiring in cameras but not just any cameras they were radar guns with cameras that send instant info directly to a cop with a laptop in a car on the off ramp. So heed this warning do not speed on 435 east or west at quivira. peace.

Stay Pufted

Dudes & Countrymen,

I'm hear to address a few issues. First and Foremost I apologize for not writing in the Blog for a Long time. I feel like it's time to check in. I appreciate everybody who contributes and I'm going to try to do more to keep this Blog alive and running.

First order of business. The Underground shall return.

Secondly I'm going to San Antonio for 2 weeks and won't be at bowling.

Finally I just want to say I miss the days of being between jobs and having nothing better to do then starting Blogs. I'm enjoying the new gig, the only problem is that it's work, ya know. So I had a good Summer, found a girl, got my house painted, moved on from my old job, and just feel pretty right with the world. Hope your all doing just as well mates. I'll see you on thanksgiving at the usual time, usual place.

Remember

The moon is high in the eastern sky ..... oh please don't die of pnemonia.

-KC

Ky. man, 82, accused of trading drugs for sex

Mulsow.. There is hope after all...

BEREA, Ky. — Police investigating an elderly man's complaints about theft at his home discovered the man allegedly traded prescription drugs for sexual favors. Police charged the 82-year-old man with trafficking in a controlled substance.

The man was released on bond.

The Lexington Herald-Leader reported that police said they were initially concerned that women in their 20s, often seen at the man's home, were taking advantage of him.

Police begin their investigation after the man called the department several times to report missing medication, household items and a television.

But officers soon discovered he gave two women the prescription drug OxyContin in exchange for sex.

The man's attorney said a possession of a controlled substance charge was dismissed against his client because he had prescriptions for the drugs. His lawyer declined further comment.

Kevin Culp is Super Awesome...

Believe it or not, this is the Captain of the "Snakes on a Lane" bowling squad. He is better at taking Glamour Shots then he is at bowling, but we still love him. If you know anyone in Hollywood, please give them a copy of one of these 8x10 Glossies. Hopefully we will see him on an episode of Entourage very soon.

GUTTER BALL

SO WEAK!

I want to apologize to not only our family and friends, but the entire bowling community for my weak squad. Bowling is not a right.... its a privelage. I understand things happen, but shit it's only one night a week. Benny, we all know you were jerking off to Utley on your couch while "Utley" licked your balls. GO RAYS!! Fred, you've come out what twice so far. Point is it's a long session fellas and constantly looking for a sub each week is going to get old quick.

and this picture has nothing to do with this post I just thought it was funny...and I guess it looks like Clark.

Captain

I don't know if this following story is funny, but this picture is. I woke up Friday morning after bowling and baseball and Julie told me that she woke up in middle of the night and Captain was at the end of the bed starring at her with a blank look on his face. And then he ran to the bathroom and puked his guts out. So like I said I don't know if I should laugh at this or be disturbed.

Beerfest at the Legends, then Captains house

The Legends: KC BeerFest
Good times are brewing at the inaugural KC BeerFest, benefiting the Kansas City Free Health Clinic and AIDS Service Foundation of Greater Kansas City. With food, live entertainment and dozens of craft and import brews, it promises to be more fun than you can possibly take in. The event takes place on Saturday, October 18 from 1 to 5 p.m.

Tickets may be purchased by visiting www.kcbeerfest.com today. Must be 21 or over to attend.
The event will take place on the top level of the parking garage. Rain or shine.
We went last year and it was fun as shit, the KU game is the same time but we could record first half then watch without commercials. After that we have a beer baseball game, at the crib until we cant walk. who's in.

Nice

Thanks wiesman, Twin girls at home but still finds the time for a gem like this.

Holla