Happy New Year

Well we started many of good things in 2008. Bring on 2009. Thank you all for you're contributions this year.

Bullet-proof Tiger

Chief's and Chopper .... you're Fucking Out!

PDT2008 ... you're Fucking Out too.

Both fantasy championships are mine.....

Let's find a bar and get wasted!

Get me Paid Bitch!

SUPERSTAR!

How To Lose $1,000.00 And Puke In Under 2 Hours...By Jim Darby

I would like to thank Jimmy Darby for his generous donation to my personal charity last night.

I'll give you the short story. After bowling we went back as always to Tommy B's house for Beer Baseball and good times. We play one warm up game. Darby and Kiekel are victorious over Gems, Jewels, and Tommy. Darby asks me how much money I have in my wallet and I take it all out and throw it out on the table. $250 in Christmas Money lay upon the table. Darby wants big action and calls my $250 with $250 of his own. The entire game was close but finally in overtime, the good guys (and gal) won. Even though Darby was constantly stepping over the line and cheating. Darby, always a soar loser, complains about my calling him out on the fact that he was going way over the line. His own partner, the respected and honorable Brenden Kiekel even agreed to these faults. There is one rule in Beer Baseball...

Rule #1 At no time can a batter reach over the line when batting.

So Darby (with a woman like wingspan) gets drunk and wants Double or Nothing. We are talking $500. After another barn burner, my team was once again victorious. And everyone was pretty much loaded. This is the point where Darby started to turn Violent. He was pushing and cursing and yelling. I believe this is when Julie got scared and went back in the house.

Darby, who wanted my blood more then my money, once more wanted Double or Nothing. $1,000.00 was the bet he wanted. I begged him to stop more then 20 times and as he began to become more belligerent. Finally, I had no choice but to accept the bet. Darby starts with 6 runs in the first inning. I follow that with 7 of my own. Then Darby says he has to piss and stumbles out the door. I follow quietly and study his habits. He does take a leak, followed by violent vomiting. Finally he comes back in and even though I keep sinking shots, I don't make him drink. He does a poor job mounting a comeback and looses by 4 runs. I quietly walk back in the house with his check as my Trophy.

I wanted you to all see this check, this symbol of my superiority. No I am not going to cash it. Yes, I know that if it was the other way around and it was my check, he would have cashed that first thing this morning. But that's not my style. I am going to frame it and put it on my office wall. So that all can see a know that Darby, when it comes to beer pong or beer baseball, has always rode the coat-tails of greater men to Victory. I carried him for too long and that time is over. I wish him luck in the future. BUT...if we ever cross paths on a Beer Pong Table again I will not be so merciful.

Dont Freeze Your Ballz

There are a number of things to know when it comes to preparing your bowling equipment. Perhaps one of the most important, yet often overlooked bowling equipment preperation step, is to never store or transport your bowling ball in the trunk of your car. In the summer months car trunks become ovens, in the winter months they become freezers. These temperature extremes dramatically affect the performance of your ball, especially durring the first several frames you bowl. Ideally you want your ball to be at the room temperature of the bowling center your bowling at. A ball that has been exposed to hot temperatures will hook earlier and more dramatically while a ball that has been exposed to cold temperatures will tend to skid down the lane. Also, putting your fingers and thumb into an excessivly hot or cold ball can make them swell or shrink considerably making you loose the vital "feel" of the ball and regaining that proper feel could take as long as 1 or 2 games.

New Dre for a Friday

New Eminem produced by Dr. Dre leaked check it here: Click to play

Webs Ready Are You!

Web warmed up this weekend by bowling in and finishing 3rd in the Geico Open. He defeated Jason Couch he had the hook working and just look at that determination.

Cloud Cakes and Web Culps

Making there national television debut this weekend, not counting the time owens was on the chris hanson program, is a group of superfans. And if you dont think there super just look at the score 47 to 24 and they are there and they care. Way to go guys. Web thanks for waving at us in the pic.

December 6th.. Oh what a day..

Gents... Prepare yourselves for battle. Snakes we all missed a week, dont be afraid to get out and roll before this week. I did on satruday and it felt great. My toss is primed and pure. 1st tourney would love to hoist the trophy... Strength and little honor for our competitors.

Free Jayhawks Banner

This is not a joke. Jim Darby found this website where you can make a free 3ft by 6ft vinyl banner. The best part is you can customize and make any banner you want. This is the banner I ordered a week ago all I payed was $11.95 for shipping. This is the website. http://www.buildasign.com/

Belated Thankyou!

Thanks to Emily and Ashley, the halloween party was great. I know Superman and the King had a great time. Would love to see some more pics from everybody.

Big Brother is Watching

As I drove across the quivira bridge above 435 this morning I noticed workers hooking up something in orange construction barrels, overlooking the highway in both directions. Upon further investigation the men where wiring in cameras but not just any cameras they were radar guns with cameras that send instant info directly to a cop with a laptop in a car on the off ramp. So heed this warning do not speed on 435 east or west at quivira. peace.

Stay Pufted

Dudes & Countrymen,

I'm hear to address a few issues. First and Foremost I apologize for not writing in the Blog for a Long time. I feel like it's time to check in. I appreciate everybody who contributes and I'm going to try to do more to keep this Blog alive and running.

First order of business. The Underground shall return.

Secondly I'm going to San Antonio for 2 weeks and won't be at bowling.

Finally I just want to say I miss the days of being between jobs and having nothing better to do then starting Blogs. I'm enjoying the new gig, the only problem is that it's work, ya know. So I had a good Summer, found a girl, got my house painted, moved on from my old job, and just feel pretty right with the world. Hope your all doing just as well mates. I'll see you on thanksgiving at the usual time, usual place.

Remember

The moon is high in the eastern sky ..... oh please don't die of pnemonia.

-KC

Ky. man, 82, accused of trading drugs for sex

Mulsow.. There is hope after all...

BEREA, Ky. — Police investigating an elderly man's complaints about theft at his home discovered the man allegedly traded prescription drugs for sexual favors. Police charged the 82-year-old man with trafficking in a controlled substance.

The man was released on bond.

The Lexington Herald-Leader reported that police said they were initially concerned that women in their 20s, often seen at the man's home, were taking advantage of him.

Police begin their investigation after the man called the department several times to report missing medication, household items and a television.

But officers soon discovered he gave two women the prescription drug OxyContin in exchange for sex.

The man's attorney said a possession of a controlled substance charge was dismissed against his client because he had prescriptions for the drugs. His lawyer declined further comment.

Kevin Culp is Super Awesome...

Believe it or not, this is the Captain of the "Snakes on a Lane" bowling squad. He is better at taking Glamour Shots then he is at bowling, but we still love him. If you know anyone in Hollywood, please give them a copy of one of these 8x10 Glossies. Hopefully we will see him on an episode of Entourage very soon.

GUTTER BALL

SO WEAK!

I want to apologize to not only our family and friends, but the entire bowling community for my weak squad. Bowling is not a right.... its a privelage. I understand things happen, but shit it's only one night a week. Benny, we all know you were jerking off to Utley on your couch while "Utley" licked your balls. GO RAYS!! Fred, you've come out what twice so far. Point is it's a long session fellas and constantly looking for a sub each week is going to get old quick.

and this picture has nothing to do with this post I just thought it was funny...and I guess it looks like Clark.

Captain

I don't know if this following story is funny, but this picture is. I woke up Friday morning after bowling and baseball and Julie told me that she woke up in middle of the night and Captain was at the end of the bed starring at her with a blank look on his face. And then he ran to the bathroom and puked his guts out. So like I said I don't know if I should laugh at this or be disturbed.

Beerfest at the Legends, then Captains house

The Legends: KC BeerFest
Good times are brewing at the inaugural KC BeerFest, benefiting the Kansas City Free Health Clinic and AIDS Service Foundation of Greater Kansas City. With food, live entertainment and dozens of craft and import brews, it promises to be more fun than you can possibly take in. The event takes place on Saturday, October 18 from 1 to 5 p.m.

Tickets may be purchased by visiting www.kcbeerfest.com today. Must be 21 or over to attend.
The event will take place on the top level of the parking garage. Rain or shine.
We went last year and it was fun as shit, the KU game is the same time but we could record first half then watch without commercials. After that we have a beer baseball game, at the crib until we cant walk. who's in.

Nice

Thanks wiesman, Twin girls at home but still finds the time for a gem like this.

Holla

South Park New This Week...

Starting this week, we get new South Parks. What are going to be the new topics??

Anyone got a Clue?

1208 - The China Probrem
Airdate: 2008-10-08 After watching the intimidating opening ceremonies of the recent Olympic games, Cartman understands that the Chinese are only just days away from invading his homeland. While the rest of the American people are haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.

Little Mac is Back

Punch_Out is coming back on Wii. Another chance to take on Bald Bull, Von Kaiser and Mr. Sandman.

Source of Captain's Lady troubles

Captain
It really is no secret why you can't get and keep a lady. Small weiner. Even Martha Stewart knows it. I can't get them to post the video so here is the link. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_HtPCb74jw And if that doesn't work just know you have a small wang and chicks don't like it, but 0n the bright side Darby might you queer.

Huard Dick and Curl

Damon we feel your pain. At least we won't have to watch Thigpen this week, that is unless you hurt your neck again (wink, wink). Don't worry though Brody will be back soon.

Tommy, getting ready for bowling

Tommy is ready to go are you. He started his day by finding a rainbow and eating a sandwich, then followed it up by taking a poop. Wearing a leprechaun costume only improves your luck. Look out snakes.

161 sighting

This disgusting waste of a human being or at least a roster spot, is none other than Tony Pena Jr. This guy is the worst hitter in major league baseball and deserves to be booed whenever you see him. Have fun working as a landscaper next year you bum.

SPREAD IT ON!!!!

Please welcome the newest addition to Thursday night madness...."I can't believe it's not gutter"

Benny
Joe
Fredrito
Cakes

...next thrusday the competition gets sprayed...

Chiefs Suck

Its just been quite awhile we all had a pic.. Wheres the Web?

Snakes Slither to Victory

Please check the Bowling blog for an update of the 161 massacre last night at Ward Parkway lanes.

The snakes went undefeated and slithered their way to victory.....Get used to those # 1's

Check the bowling blog Here!

Amber Alert! Reward!! Lost Ball!

This may be the last picture I ever got with my beloved tornado. It's a 15lb red/white/blue ball. It loves gentle spins and knocking down head pins. It's probably still stuck in Lane 13 of King Louie, but they claim they haven't seen it.

Here is a picture of us in happier times. If anyone has borrowed, seen or heard the tornado around any dark alley's lately please post to the blog immediately.

A generous reward is being offered. One free game at any AMF Lane....except weekends and holidays before 3:00pm.

Thanks,

KC

Let's Roll...

Tonight at 7:00 (show up at 6:30 for practice) we shall start the new season. Good luck to the Snakes and may your rolls be straight and true.

Maybe if you practice a lot or get lucky enough, you can have one of these on your shelves too.

DUI checkpoints this weekend

Ride slow hommies....actually just take a cab and stay away from the car. The DUI forwards are circulating for this weekend. I just don't know where yet but I'll update later.

SNAKESSSSSSSSSSS... and 161

I know we have all been waiting for it. The time has come once again. Tomorrow night Thursday September 11.. moment of silence.... Will be the first night of league bowling. Bowling Starts at 7 bells. I was told to be there around 6:30 for warm-ups. Ward Parkway lanes. Cant wait to slip the jersey back on. Yours Anaconda.

PLEASE DO NOT BE AFRAID TO CHECK OUT THE WEEKLY BOWLING BLOG. YOU WILL SEE THIS SNAKE ATOP THE LIST FOR BOWLER OF THE WEEK MANY TIMES.

One Chance To Go Bigger Than Meatballs

Well fellas.. and fellow sweety cult readers.. It has been done. Chalk up 165 miles. Was it easy of course not.. Did it have to be done. Your damn right it did. The MS ride was a success. Just wanted to thank the few that gave money, I know Ashley sure does appreciate it. Possibly next year we can get a bigger team and all enjoy the festivities. Just wanted you to know im alive and in one peice.

Oreder your Chiefs Calender online

Click Here!!! To order your Autographed Chiefs Calender Online through Amy Directly. You will be helping me get tickets to stand on the field durring the game! Or just do it for hot chicks all year long. Only $15 for 16 months. Thats less then a $1 a month! You can customize what you you want her to write on your calender and it will ship that day!! only $15.

Click here to order Now!!!!!!

PALIN ON THE PROWL

This is no doubt a fake but funny nonetheless. Check out the guy in the backround drinking the Schlitz......is that SteveO???

Spread it on

Sometimes you just have to go big....as we were here in this picture. Happy Hump Day!

KC

HASSELHOFF SIGHTING

David Hasselhoff will be signing autographs shirtless tonight at Mid America Sports Complex. Ladies please remember there's enough to go around.......one at a time please.

Sorry I can't make it tonight Boats. Do good things and finish the season strong.

LET'S GO BOATS!!!

Bowling Blog Ready to Roll

Do we really need another blog? Probably not...but we have started one anyway. I figure we can get all the teams in the leauge involved in some way if we want and who knows where it will go. I have created easy links from the top of the BBQ blog page. Lets see if we can make this a strike! and stay out of the gutters.

Please visit http://snakes161.blogspot.com/

New Music

Enjoy the Jack Johnson concert at Sandstone from Aug 14th. It's the new music player. Thanks for the hook up webs! we needed some new tunes.

So let's go....

Nothing to say....just a little ham n' eggs.

New York Prostitute With One Leg Dies After Being Knocked From Wheelchair

New York police said Friday a prostitute with only one leg was murdered in Brooklyn after a client hit her on the head and she fell out of her wheelchair, hitting her skull against a wall, the New York Post reported.

Elizabeth Acevedo, 38, was found unconscious in a 13th-floor hallway of the apartment building where she lived in the Boerum Hill neighborhood of Brooklyn.

Acevedo died Friday morning in the Long Island College Hospital after being removed from life support, the Post reported.

She wore a prosthetic leg, but also used a wheelchair after losing her leg in a train accident. The prostitute had 67 previous arrests for prostitution and drug charges

Investigators are looking for a suspect, who they believe was a client who hit Acevedo over the head with a heavy object.

Sgt. Harry Bolls sighed with a giggle we know the imprint on her head looks like a mushroom. We could be looking for a large black man with enormous testicles.

Japan shocks Softball world

Well boys we're not alone...

(BEIJING, August 21) -- Japan pulled off the biggest upset in the world of Softball, and perhaps of the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games, defeating the previously unbeatable United States 3-1 in the gold medal game at Fengtai Softball Field on Thursday, August 21.

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Mrs. Pike is that you???

A former gym teacher who had sex with a 14-year-old student and sent him erotic cell phone messages was sentenced Wednesday to up to three years in prison, in part because she called the boy after she was charged. Allegely she told the boy
his penis reminded her of an old tennis racket she once owned claiming " I was always better at doubles... Well Beth allow me to be the first to give you an ole fashion rocky bal beezy servefest.. Bitch you just been served... 30 -LOVE... Hey look at it this way.. Could have been 30 to life.

Jeff "Fingers" Weber

Well...I did it again. While doing some home repair to my Master Bathroom, a friend and I were able to drill into one side of my thumb, and have it come out the other.

This is not really that big of an injury, but it is going to effect my ability to throw a softball. So if we have back ups, I might need to ride the pine tonight. But my batting ability is still strong, to VERY stong.

Let's go BOATS!!!

Taste of gold is so sweet!!!

Well done ladies!!!!

.....thanks for not choking like Finch and the rest of the softball team.

Women's Beach V-Ball goes for gold

set your tivos and dvr's......

Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh go for gold against the slopes tonight @11pm.

LETS GO BOATS!

THURSDAY AUG 21st 6:30 pm. It's my birthday boys. So there is no way in hell I plan on losing this game tomorrow night. I need my shut-down defense behind me. The bats needs to bee HOT-T. I expect nothing but top notch play from our team.

I will be providing refreshments after the game in the parking lot for anyobe who would like to float a few miller lights with me in honor of the big 28 and the last regular season game of the year, LETS GO BOATS!

CC Calender Drops

Check out the new cover the the Kansas City Chiefs Cheerleader Calender. Yep thats the mafias/motorboats token cheerleader Dayday on the cover. I'm so proud. So enjoy and make sure you buy a calender from me $15 ea. culpsales@gmail.com

It's 16months so you get like 4 extra months for free!

Jayhawks in Beijing

It apppears that the Year of the JAYHAWK continues, this morning on the today show, Matt Lauer was interviewing the second best swimmer in the world Ryan Lochte (USA) about his gold medal win last night and his upcoming relay. As you can see if you look very closley you will notice in the background that indeed the Hawks are known all around the world, I wouldn't be suprized if it was THE DOOZ himself that planted that sign and disappeared like Keyser Soze. Rock Chalk Jayhawk even in China Bitches!