Dead McMahon

American Icon Ed McMahon died today at the age of 86. Ed had been down on his luck recently and starred in the cash for gold commercials with MC Hammer, too avoid foreclosure on his house. The real story though is the 4 way tie in the deathpool between Strohm (McMahon), Weber (Montalban), Tommy (Paul Harvey) and myself (Jack Kemp). It's gonna be a hot summer and you know what that means ... Good Barbeque. No wait thats not it.......it means a lot of old people are gonna die. I'm looking at you Walter Cronkite.

The Resurrection of MADDY

Well Fellas looks like we are about 75 percent done. Its been a battle but maddy is almost pure, the way she should have been from the get go.. For all you non half-baked hogs. Here is a sneek peek. ENJOY..