Dead McMahon

American Icon Ed McMahon died today at the age of 86. Ed had been down on his luck recently and starred in the cash for gold commercials with MC Hammer, too avoid foreclosure on his house. The real story though is the 4 way tie in the deathpool between Strohm (McMahon), Weber (Montalban), Tommy (Paul Harvey) and myself (Jack Kemp). It's gonna be a hot summer and you know what that means ... Good Barbeque. No wait thats not it.......it means a lot of old people are gonna die. I'm looking at you Walter Cronkite.

The Resurrection of MADDY

Well Fellas looks like we are about 75 percent done. Its been a battle but maddy is almost pure, the way she should have been from the get go.. For all you non half-baked hogs. Here is a sneek peek. ENJOY..

Pic Me UP

Here is the picture we have all been waiting years for. As good as I remember. The Bar-b-q is just around the corner. Lets start smoking ASAP.

Say hello to my little friend

Well, There she is. The new smoker.

I get hungry just looking at it.

Deep Thoughts By, B. Hussein Obama.

(I love my job, I'm the best, lah Lah lah Lah lah were is that basketball court. Who cares about the economy, I'm so famous, God I look smart, Jesus christ these people are stupid.)

Born to Run

Ok I'm sure the first thing you think of when you think of me is running but I think this could be a very healthy good time if anybody is interested. Beers afterward of course. Free t-shirt too.

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Death Pool '09

It's that time of year again for all of you sick bastards to pick who is gonna die in 2009. Last years pool was the most sucessful ever, with Sammy Baugh kicking the bucket with only weeks to spare, to tie me and Clark with 2 deaths. This years draft will take place Saturday, January 10th at Captains house at 2:00, entry fee is $20. We would like as many participants as possible (Owens, Cloud, Adamic, Culp I'm looking at you). Also if you have any morbid friends the more the merrier. I have no doubt that this year will be the most exciting death pool ever, just look at all the possibilities. After watching the Cotton Bowl today, I can't believe Pat Summerall is still alive. I don't know how Kirk Douglas can get out of bed, much less go down slides. Lets take a trip down memory lane with last years draft results.

Weber
Farrah Fawcett
Estelle Getty - Dead
Walter Cronkite
Marion Berry
Mel Galley
Osama Bin Laden
Andy Griffith
Larry Flint
Fred Phelps
Bob Newhart
Liza Minelli
Michael Jackson

Ben
Albert Hoffman - Dead
Fidel Castro
Muhummad Ali
Margaret Thatcher
Steven Hawking
Bo Didley - Dead
Jake Lamotta
Pat Summerall
Louis Farrakhan
Soupy Sales
Judge Wapner
Wilford Brimley

Jimmy
Sydney Polack - Dead
Jack Kevorkian
Betty Ford
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Roger Ebert
Fats Domino
Ernest Borgnine
Sid Caeser
Oral Roberts
Barrack O'Bama
Sammy Baugh - Dead

Julie
Charleton Heston - Dead
Gloria Stewart
Claude Levi Strauss
Kirk Douglas
Elizabeth Taylor
Nelson Mandela
Nancy Reagan
Charles Manson
Hugh Downs
Pete Doherty
Barbara Bush
George HW Bush

Mulsow
Mark Felt - Dead
Billy Graham
John Wooden
Artie Lang
Dick Clark
Maya Angelou
Shirley Temple
Roy Horn
John Popper
Deanna Favre
BB King
Andy Rooney

Tommy
Abe Vigoda
Ariel Sharon
Delores Hope
Jerry Lewis
Art Linkletter
Mickey Rooney
Jd Salinger
Paul Harvey
Courtney Love
Britney Spears
Keith Richards
Jimmy Carter

Brenden
1,bea arthur
2,Ricardo Montalban
3,karl malden
4,amy winehouse
5,monty hall
6,jenna jameson
7,henry heimlich
8,bob feller
9,diego maradona
10,dave brubeck
11,stan musial