Huard Dick and Curl

Damon we feel your pain. At least we won't have to watch Thigpen this week, that is unless you hurt your neck again (wink, wink). Don't worry though Brody will be back soon.

Tommy, getting ready for bowling

Tommy is ready to go are you. He started his day by finding a rainbow and eating a sandwich, then followed it up by taking a poop. Wearing a leprechaun costume only improves your luck. Look out snakes.

161 sighting

This disgusting waste of a human being or at least a roster spot, is none other than Tony Pena Jr. This guy is the worst hitter in major league baseball and deserves to be booed whenever you see him. Have fun working as a landscaper next year you bum.

SPREAD IT ON!!!!

Please welcome the newest addition to Thursday night madness...."I can't believe it's not gutter"

Benny
Joe
Fredrito
Cakes

...next thrusday the competition gets sprayed...

Chiefs Suck

Its just been quite awhile we all had a pic.. Wheres the Web?

Snakes Slither to Victory

Please check the Bowling blog for an update of the 161 massacre last night at Ward Parkway lanes.

The snakes went undefeated and slithered their way to victory.....Get used to those # 1's

Check the bowling blog Here!

Amber Alert! Reward!! Lost Ball!

This may be the last picture I ever got with my beloved tornado. It's a 15lb red/white/blue ball. It loves gentle spins and knocking down head pins. It's probably still stuck in Lane 13 of King Louie, but they claim they haven't seen it.

Here is a picture of us in happier times. If anyone has borrowed, seen or heard the tornado around any dark alley's lately please post to the blog immediately.

A generous reward is being offered. One free game at any AMF Lane....except weekends and holidays before 3:00pm.

Thanks,

KC

Let's Roll...

Tonight at 7:00 (show up at 6:30 for practice) we shall start the new season. Good luck to the Snakes and may your rolls be straight and true.

Maybe if you practice a lot or get lucky enough, you can have one of these on your shelves too.

DUI checkpoints this weekend

Ride slow hommies....actually just take a cab and stay away from the car. The DUI forwards are circulating for this weekend. I just don't know where yet but I'll update later.

SNAKESSSSSSSSSSS... and 161

I know we have all been waiting for it. The time has come once again. Tomorrow night Thursday September 11.. moment of silence.... Will be the first night of league bowling. Bowling Starts at 7 bells. I was told to be there around 6:30 for warm-ups. Ward Parkway lanes. Cant wait to slip the jersey back on. Yours Anaconda.

PLEASE DO NOT BE AFRAID TO CHECK OUT THE WEEKLY BOWLING BLOG. YOU WILL SEE THIS SNAKE ATOP THE LIST FOR BOWLER OF THE WEEK MANY TIMES.

One Chance To Go Bigger Than Meatballs

Well fellas.. and fellow sweety cult readers.. It has been done. Chalk up 165 miles. Was it easy of course not.. Did it have to be done. Your damn right it did. The MS ride was a success. Just wanted to thank the few that gave money, I know Ashley sure does appreciate it. Possibly next year we can get a bigger team and all enjoy the festivities. Just wanted you to know im alive and in one peice.

Oreder your Chiefs Calender online

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PALIN ON THE PROWL

This is no doubt a fake but funny nonetheless. Check out the guy in the backround drinking the Schlitz......is that SteveO???

Spread it on

Sometimes you just have to go big....as we were here in this picture. Happy Hump Day!

KC