5/20/10

One Coat to Go



5/7/10

161 HALF BAKED HOGS (NAME CONTEST TO FOLLOW)






Well fellas it shall be so. We held the line, we found our girl. We need names. Spartacus names only apply please, lets get this going. Enjoy.

4/27/10

2 Days left :)


Who is ready for the Waterfall CB competition?

4/19/10

Jamaica NO Mistaica


We are finally here. Days away from the KIKI Train. Make sure you bring the papers that Pam emailed, it has the info for our transportation to and from Negril. Cheers

4/18/10

2 Hours Later


Rotisserie Roast Rookies




Well fellas the house of Adamic is pleased to announce the first attempt at creating mouthwatering roast by way of rotisserie. This new smoking method could turn rags to riches. We will keep you updated with pictures.

4/7/10

Big time playas

Jamaican BBQ

Since a choice few of us are heading to Jamaica in 21 days-20 hours-15 minutes-45 seconds, I thought it appropriate to post some pics of the BBQ and Food I was lucky enough to eat on my last trip to Jamaica.

This is Maggi and he makes the finest Jerk Chicken in all of Jamaica. You can find him on the side of the Road in Negril. For 15 J, he gives you a healthy portion of Jerk Chicken and some thick slices of Texas Toast. Don't miss out on this!







3 Dives is a famous outdoor Restaurant in Jamaica. This place has it all. Lobster, Jerk Chicken, authentic sides. This was one of the best meals of the entire trip. Just remember, Jamaicans are never in a hurry. So this meal, and most others, will take about 2 hours between ordering and when it arrives. This can be frustrating at times, but you get used to it after a few days. We refer to this slow service as "Jamaican Time".

Sometimes for some reason in Jamaica, you get a Sweet
Tooth. Nothing better to satisfy this craving then with some Ice Cream on top of a Brownie...covered in Fudge.









After waking up from a crazy night of Appleton Rum and Red Stripes, you need some breakfast. I almost always opted for the Pancakes. Sometimes I would switch it up with some Eggs and Bacon as well. Either way, you can't go wrong.

Jack Johnson Aug 18th




Starlight on J-Cakes B-day! Jack is coming Aug 18th and I think thats Johnny's bday. Tell you what I'll split the party bus with you buddy. tickets go on sale this Sat. get em before they are gone gone gone.

Spring Cleaning


Hog's and niner's alike, Spring has Sprung. I've done some spring cleaning and made a few changes around here. First and Foremost you may notice the new timer at the top of the page. GTL for life fellas, or at least till the 29th. Also I have got rid of some old apps holding us back and hopefully things will function more smoothly going forward in the future. Thanks for keeping the BLOG Alive and well and if you need anything at all, access, pictures or feel like writing the about us please speak up. As always this blog is what we put into it. Now...what ever happened to the "underground"

4/6/10

Happy BBQ Season 2010


The Sun is up and the Birds are chirping. This warm weather has brought another BBQ season upon us. While we have been practicing in the off season, we haven't blogged about it in a while. Well we are officially back at the Kansas City Bar-B-Q Mafia blog.


Happy BBQ season 2010.

2/19/10

Newest Member of the team


Just wanted everyone to say hello to our little friend.

6/23/09

Dead McMahon


American Icon Ed McMahon died today at the age of 86. Ed had been down on his luck recently and starred in the cash for gold commercials with MC Hammer, too avoid foreclosure on his house. The real story though is the 4 way tie in the deathpool between Strohm (McMahon), Weber (Montalban), Tommy (Paul Harvey) and myself (Jack Kemp). It's gonna be a hot summer and you know what that means ... Good Barbeque. No wait thats not it.......it means a lot of old people are gonna die. I'm looking at you Walter Cronkite.

6/1/09

The Resurrection of MADDY


Well Fellas looks like we are about 75 percent done. Its been a battle but maddy is almost pure, the way she should have been from the get go.. For all you non half-baked hogs. Here is a sneek peek. ENJOY..

4/20/09

Pic Me UP


Here is the picture we have all been waiting years for. As good as I remember. The Bar-b-q is just around the corner. Lets start smoking ASAP.

4/1/09

Say hello to my little friend


Well, There she is. The new smoker.
I get hungry just looking at it.

3/10/09

Deep Thoughts By, B. Hussein Obama.


(I love my job, I'm the best, lah Lah lah Lah lah were is that basketball court. Who cares about the economy, I'm so famous, God I look smart, Jesus christ these people are stupid.)

2/3/09

Born to Run

Ok I'm sure the first thing you think of when you think of me is running but I think this could be a very healthy good time if anybody is interested. Beers afterward of course. Free t-shirt too.





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    1/2/09

    Death Pool '09









    It's that time of year again for all of you sick bastards to pick who is gonna die in 2009. Last years pool was the most sucessful ever, with Sammy Baugh kicking the bucket with only weeks to spare, to tie me and Clark with 2 deaths. This years draft will take place Saturday, January 10th at Captains house at 2:00, entry fee is $20. We would like as many participants as possible (Owens, Cloud, Adamic, Culp I'm looking at you). Also if you have any morbid friends the more the merrier. I have no doubt that this year will be the most exciting death pool ever, just look at all the possibilities. After watching the Cotton Bowl today, I can't believe Pat Summerall is still alive. I don't know how Kirk Douglas can get out of bed, much less go down slides. Lets take a trip down memory lane with last years draft results.


    Weber
    Farrah Fawcett
    Estelle Getty - Dead
    Walter Cronkite
    Marion Berry
    Mel Galley
    Osama Bin Laden
    Andy Griffith
    Larry Flint
    Fred Phelps
    Bob Newhart
    Liza Minelli
    Michael Jackson

    Ben
    Albert Hoffman - Dead
    Fidel Castro
    Muhummad Ali
    Margaret Thatcher
    Steven Hawking
    Bo Didley - Dead
    Jake Lamotta
    Pat Summerall
    Louis Farrakhan
    Soupy Sales
    Judge Wapner
    Wilford Brimley

    Jimmy
    Sydney Polack - Dead
    Jack Kevorkian
    Betty Ford
    Zsa Zsa Gabor
    Roger Ebert
    Fats Domino
    Ernest Borgnine
    Sid Caeser
    Oral Roberts
    Barrack O'Bama
    Sammy Baugh - Dead

    Julie
    Charleton Heston - Dead
    Gloria Stewart
    Claude Levi Strauss
    Kirk Douglas
    Elizabeth Taylor
    Nelson Mandela
    Nancy Reagan
    Charles Manson
    Hugh Downs
    Pete Doherty
    Barbara Bush
    George HW Bush

    Mulsow
    Mark Felt - Dead
    Billy Graham
    John Wooden
    Artie Lang
    Dick Clark
    Maya Angelou
    Shirley Temple
    Roy Horn
    John Popper
    Deanna Favre
    BB King
    Andy Rooney

    Tommy
    Abe Vigoda
    Ariel Sharon
    Delores Hope
    Jerry Lewis
    Art Linkletter
    Mickey Rooney
    Jd Salinger
    Paul Harvey
    Courtney Love
    Britney Spears
    Keith Richards
    Jimmy Carter

    Brenden
    1,bea arthur
    2,Ricardo Montalban
    3,karl malden
    4,amy winehouse
    5,monty hall
    6,jenna jameson
    7,henry heimlich
    8,bob feller
    9,diego maradona
    10,dave brubeck
    11,stan musial



















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