Rotisserie Roast Rookies

Well fellas the house of Adamic is pleased to announce the first attempt at creating mouthwatering roast by way of rotisserie. This new smoking method could turn rags to riches. We will keep you updated with pictures.

Big time playas

Jamaican BBQ

Since a choice few of us are heading to Jamaica in 21 days-20 hours-15 minutes-45 seconds, I thought it appropriate to post some pics of the BBQ and Food I was lucky enough to eat on my last trip to Jamaica.

This is Maggi and he makes the finest Jerk Chicken in all of Jamaica. You can find him on the side of the Road in Negril. For 15 J, he gives you a healthy portion of Jerk Chicken and some thick slices of Texas Toast. Don't miss out on this!







3 Dives is a famous outdoor Restaurant in Jamaica. This place has it all. Lobster, Jerk Chicken, authentic sides. This was one of the best meals of the entire trip. Just remember, Jamaicans are never in a hurry. So this meal, and most others, will take about 2 hours between ordering and when it arrives. This can be frustrating at times, but you get used to it after a few days. We refer to this slow service as "Jamaican Time".

Sometimes for some reason in Jamaica, you get a Sweet
Tooth. Nothing better to satisfy this craving then with some Ice Cream on top of a Brownie...covered in Fudge.









After waking up from a crazy night of Appleton Rum and Red Stripes, you need some breakfast. I almost always opted for the Pancakes. Sometimes I would switch it up with some Eggs and Bacon as well. Either way, you can't go wrong.

Jack Johnson Aug 18th

Starlight on J-Cakes B-day! Jack is coming Aug 18th and I think thats Johnny's bday. Tell you what I'll split the party bus with you buddy. tickets go on sale this Sat. get em before they are gone gone gone.

Spring Cleaning

Hog's and niner's alike, Spring has Sprung. I've done some spring cleaning and made a few changes around here. First and Foremost you may notice the new timer at the top of the page. GTL for life fellas, or at least till the 29th. Also I have got rid of some old apps holding us back and hopefully things will function more smoothly going forward in the future. Thanks for keeping the BLOG Alive and well and if you need anything at all, access, pictures or feel like writing the about us please speak up. As always this blog is what we put into it. Now...what ever happened to the "underground"

Happy BBQ Season 2010

The Sun is up and the Birds are chirping. This warm weather has brought another BBQ season upon us. While we have been practicing in the off season, we haven't blogged about it in a while. Well we are officially back at the Kansas City Bar-B-Q Mafia blog.


Happy BBQ season 2010.

Newest Member of the team

Just wanted everyone to say hello to our little friend.

Dead McMahon

American Icon Ed McMahon died today at the age of 86. Ed had been down on his luck recently and starred in the cash for gold commercials with MC Hammer, too avoid foreclosure on his house. The real story though is the 4 way tie in the deathpool between Strohm (McMahon), Weber (Montalban), Tommy (Paul Harvey) and myself (Jack Kemp). It's gonna be a hot summer and you know what that means ... Good Barbeque. No wait thats not it.......it means a lot of old people are gonna die. I'm looking at you Walter Cronkite.

The Resurrection of MADDY

Well Fellas looks like we are about 75 percent done. Its been a battle but maddy is almost pure, the way she should have been from the get go.. For all you non half-baked hogs. Here is a sneek peek. ENJOY..

Pic Me UP

Here is the picture we have all been waiting years for. As good as I remember. The Bar-b-q is just around the corner. Lets start smoking ASAP.

Say hello to my little friend

Well, There she is. The new smoker.

I get hungry just looking at it.

Deep Thoughts By, B. Hussein Obama.

(I love my job, I'm the best, lah Lah lah Lah lah were is that basketball court. Who cares about the economy, I'm so famous, God I look smart, Jesus christ these people are stupid.)

Born to Run

Ok I'm sure the first thing you think of when you think of me is running but I think this could be a very healthy good time if anybody is interested. Beers afterward of course. Free t-shirt too.

Presents: The 31st Annual Westport St. Patrick's Day 4-Mile Run Saturday, March 14, 10:00 a.m. Register Now! Commemorative T-shirt After Party at Kelly's and Joe's Pizza Costumes and more! For a printable registration form click here. Beneficiaries: Help us build Gordon Parks Elementary School a brand new computer room. Donate and Fundraise Today! Sponsors: Kansas City Sports Commission & Foundation 1308 Pennsylvania Avenue | Kansas City, MO 64105 816.474.4652 | www.sportkc.org

Death Pool '09

It's that time of year again for all of you sick bastards to pick who is gonna die in 2009. Last years pool was the most sucessful ever, with Sammy Baugh kicking the bucket with only weeks to spare, to tie me and Clark with 2 deaths. This years draft will take place Saturday, January 10th at Captains house at 2:00, entry fee is $20. We would like as many participants as possible (Owens, Cloud, Adamic, Culp I'm looking at you). Also if you have any morbid friends the more the merrier. I have no doubt that this year will be the most exciting death pool ever, just look at all the possibilities. After watching the Cotton Bowl today, I can't believe Pat Summerall is still alive. I don't know how Kirk Douglas can get out of bed, much less go down slides. Lets take a trip down memory lane with last years draft results.

Weber
Farrah Fawcett
Estelle Getty - Dead
Walter Cronkite
Marion Berry
Mel Galley
Osama Bin Laden
Andy Griffith
Larry Flint
Fred Phelps
Bob Newhart
Liza Minelli
Michael Jackson

Ben
Albert Hoffman - Dead
Fidel Castro
Muhummad Ali
Margaret Thatcher
Steven Hawking
Bo Didley - Dead
Jake Lamotta
Pat Summerall
Louis Farrakhan
Soupy Sales
Judge Wapner
Wilford Brimley

Jimmy
Sydney Polack - Dead
Jack Kevorkian
Betty Ford
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Roger Ebert
Fats Domino
Ernest Borgnine
Sid Caeser
Oral Roberts
Barrack O'Bama
Sammy Baugh - Dead

Julie
Charleton Heston - Dead
Gloria Stewart
Claude Levi Strauss
Kirk Douglas
Elizabeth Taylor
Nelson Mandela
Nancy Reagan
Charles Manson
Hugh Downs
Pete Doherty
Barbara Bush
George HW Bush

Mulsow
Mark Felt - Dead
Billy Graham
John Wooden
Artie Lang
Dick Clark
Maya Angelou
Shirley Temple
Roy Horn
John Popper
Deanna Favre
BB King
Andy Rooney

Tommy
Abe Vigoda
Ariel Sharon
Delores Hope
Jerry Lewis
Art Linkletter
Mickey Rooney
Jd Salinger
Paul Harvey
Courtney Love
Britney Spears
Keith Richards
Jimmy Carter

Brenden
1,bea arthur
2,Ricardo Montalban
3,karl malden
4,amy winehouse
5,monty hall
6,jenna jameson
7,henry heimlich
8,bob feller
9,diego maradona
10,dave brubeck
11,stan musial

Happy New Year

Well we started many of good things in 2008. Bring on 2009. Thank you all for you're contributions this year.

Bullet-proof Tiger

Chief's and Chopper .... you're Fucking Out!

PDT2008 ... you're Fucking Out too.

Both fantasy championships are mine.....

Let's find a bar and get wasted!

Get me Paid Bitch!

SUPERSTAR!

How To Lose $1,000.00 And Puke In Under 2 Hours...By Jim Darby

I would like to thank Jimmy Darby for his generous donation to my personal charity last night.

I'll give you the short story. After bowling we went back as always to Tommy B's house for Beer Baseball and good times. We play one warm up game. Darby and Kiekel are victorious over Gems, Jewels, and Tommy. Darby asks me how much money I have in my wallet and I take it all out and throw it out on the table. $250 in Christmas Money lay upon the table. Darby wants big action and calls my $250 with $250 of his own. The entire game was close but finally in overtime, the good guys (and gal) won. Even though Darby was constantly stepping over the line and cheating. Darby, always a soar loser, complains about my calling him out on the fact that he was going way over the line. His own partner, the respected and honorable Brenden Kiekel even agreed to these faults. There is one rule in Beer Baseball...

Rule #1 At no time can a batter reach over the line when batting.

So Darby (with a woman like wingspan) gets drunk and wants Double or Nothing. We are talking $500. After another barn burner, my team was once again victorious. And everyone was pretty much loaded. This is the point where Darby started to turn Violent. He was pushing and cursing and yelling. I believe this is when Julie got scared and went back in the house.

Darby, who wanted my blood more then my money, once more wanted Double or Nothing. $1,000.00 was the bet he wanted. I begged him to stop more then 20 times and as he began to become more belligerent. Finally, I had no choice but to accept the bet. Darby starts with 6 runs in the first inning. I follow that with 7 of my own. Then Darby says he has to piss and stumbles out the door. I follow quietly and study his habits. He does take a leak, followed by violent vomiting. Finally he comes back in and even though I keep sinking shots, I don't make him drink. He does a poor job mounting a comeback and looses by 4 runs. I quietly walk back in the house with his check as my Trophy.

I wanted you to all see this check, this symbol of my superiority. No I am not going to cash it. Yes, I know that if it was the other way around and it was my check, he would have cashed that first thing this morning. But that's not my style. I am going to frame it and put it on my office wall. So that all can see a know that Darby, when it comes to beer pong or beer baseball, has always rode the coat-tails of greater men to Victory. I carried him for too long and that time is over. I wish him luck in the future. BUT...if we ever cross paths on a Beer Pong Table again I will not be so merciful.

Dont Freeze Your Ballz

There are a number of things to know when it comes to preparing your bowling equipment. Perhaps one of the most important, yet often overlooked bowling equipment preperation step, is to never store or transport your bowling ball in the trunk of your car. In the summer months car trunks become ovens, in the winter months they become freezers. These temperature extremes dramatically affect the performance of your ball, especially durring the first several frames you bowl. Ideally you want your ball to be at the room temperature of the bowling center your bowling at. A ball that has been exposed to hot temperatures will hook earlier and more dramatically while a ball that has been exposed to cold temperatures will tend to skid down the lane. Also, putting your fingers and thumb into an excessivly hot or cold ball can make them swell or shrink considerably making you loose the vital "feel" of the ball and regaining that proper feel could take as long as 1 or 2 games.

New Dre for a Friday

New Eminem produced by Dr. Dre leaked check it here: Click to play

Webs Ready Are You!

Web warmed up this weekend by bowling in and finishing 3rd in the Geico Open. He defeated Jason Couch he had the hook working and just look at that determination.